The detritus of a the morning after the Halloween Party given by Dr. B.
Rick and I decided we would mask as Dr. B's "true" parents. The premise: Unfortunately, Dr. B has been less than honest about his humble beginnings. His real Maw and Paw Mull-ette showed up, with little sister, Furrleen, in tow to "out" him. The sad and sordid truth this halloween night, Dr. B was born DeWayne Mull-ette from Pea Falls, Arkansas. DeWaynes picture is on my water bottle, on our t-shirts, stapled on my pants pockets and on Rick's koozie.
The proud parents, Mama and Papa Mull-ette (Rick and Sally)
And perhaps the most shameful truth about DeWayne, his knocked up, knocked around, "pierced" and pregnant sister, FurrLean Mull-ette (My sister Leigh)
The "Certificate of Live Birth" and DeWayne's baby picture to verify Mike's true lineage
The Mull-ette family reunion. (Dr. B, Furleen, Mama, Papa and Catherine)
Amy Winehouse fresh from the joint
Scary
Very Scary
Miss Diagnosed
The Mull-ettes with Ted Nugent who was dressed up like some doctor named Aaron
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